Toilet Paper: How many sheets at a time? Fold? Roll? or Crumple and wipe?
I give the roll a spin, tear off whatever feels right for the occasion, manipulate it in whatever manner my current mood calls for & pat dry. Pooping calls for the moisture of a baby wipe - which I have in a decorative cannister near the throne. And in a travel size pouch in my purse. And a spare in the glove box just in case. :)
